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    July 31

    如果我死了

    如果我死了,我希望呆呆能再嫁个好人家,并把我忘记。
    如果我死了,我希望有人能领养我的川川。它不会在家随地大小便,只需每天带它出去多溜达就行。
    如果我死了,我希望有人能定期去问毛毛手机里是否还有钱。她是我唯一的妹妹,虽然有时会“穷”到手机被停机。
    如果我死了,我希望有人能多去看看我外婆。陪她说说话就行,连水果篮都不用买。
    如果我死了,我希望有人能顶我的位置,继续跟着老大走。这是老大的梦想,一定要想法帮他实现的。
    如果我死了,我希望妈妈要坚强。为防万一,我已将家里所有财产都改在她的名下。
    如果我死了,我希望爸爸得到很好的照顾,并不要告诉他我去了哪里。
    ......
     
    曹操说,当年他只是想,在自己死时,墓志铭上写“汉故征西将军曹侯之墓”就可。
    谁知,他“一不小心”受封魏王、丞相、冀州牧。
    死后,还被其子魏文帝追封为“太祖武皇帝”。
     
    我想,我的墓志铭,就简单一点吧。
    “此人,来过,现已离开”。
    即可。
     
    原来,如果我死了,我需要事先安排这么多事情。
    好吧,为了这么多我爱的人,我就不“如果....”了。
    谨慎处置,积极面对。
    再做复查,后下结论。
     
    我承认,我很怕死。
    报社体检,发现尿酸偏高,有“高尿酸血症”的嫌疑。
    名字听着很唬人,其实就是俗称的痛风。
    在去长海医院复查前,提笔,写下如上点点。
    调侃一下自己,而已。
     

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    Ye Leafwrote:
    我呸 死你个鬼 说点吉利的好不好
    Aug. 7
    睿 陈wrote:
    你拉倒吧,你死了我可以找人帮你复活的,放心,而且不收费
    Aug. 3
    lemon lemonwrote:
    想太多啦,听RORO老师的话,要乖哈~~~
    Aug. 1
    焰 夏wrote:
    好端端的别杞人忧天好哇,吓自己,也吓了我一跳!
    别听医生瞎说,有很多病人不是病死的,是被吓死的。
    我查过了,痛风又不是什么绝症,针灸推拿都治得好的~!好好检查一下,说不定复查时什么毛病都没有!千万别自己吓自己!
    Aug. 1

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